Highlights from today:
- Finding this picture of me drawn by R. A wonderful likeness, don’t you think?
- Discovering a Sponge Bob Valentine that reads, ” From: USA - To: Osama - You ain’t bout that life.”
- Explaining to J, who told me he didn’t know how to do division, that division is the inverse operation to multiplication and in an instant he realized how to divide, stood up, and exclaimed to the entire class, “I know how to divide now, young bull!”
- Telling P that the student who was bothering her couldn’t suck her dick, as she not so politely asked him to, because she is a girl, and she doesn’t have a dick to suck.
My job is really hard. But some days, like today, it is also hilarious and wonderful and rewarding.