"Hand and feet, amirite, hand and feet." (I’m not entirely inept when it comes to slang.)
"Pretty psyched about visiting that museum; heard it has a stellar medieval arts collection."
"Turn down for what?" (Yup, said it mostly seriously - in reference to a community service project on Saturday. If you’re interested in volunteering let me know.)
"You look like a young Tupac."
"You know how those Starbucks people are - coming in here all jacked up on coffee, tearing down walls." (They were perfectly lovely volunteers who were helping with renovations and brought coffee for all of us.)