Dear Work Crush,
Why must I turn into a complete idiot whenever I see you? I would like to have a normal conversation with you because, aside from being absolutely adorable, I think you’re a really interesting/funny/honest/caring/smart guy. Given the chance, I think we would actually be friends outside of the office, but whenever I see you I start blushing and have no idea what to say and the minute we part ways I can’t stop thinking about what an ass I just made of myself.
The thing is, no matter what dribble comes out of my mouth, you always seem so happy to see me. Even if you’re running late you stop to talk (and flirt a bit). Maybe you find my inability to function around you cute, or something…
Thanks for being the best work crush ever. You make Monday mornings a little more bearable.
xo-Reba